Ten Things an ABAer Would Never Say! By Marilyn White, Toronto   This club's playing area is always at the right temperature - never too hot or too cold.   ... Free coffee? No thanks.   Cool! A four board sit-out.   No. I don't think tournament fees are too high.   I can always count on my partner to remember every convention on our card.   No gossip, please. I'm not interested.   Great. More new alerts! More new Alerts!   One thing I can say about bridge players - they sure know how to dress.   No matter which direction we sit, the cards always go our way.   I don't feel like bridge today. I'd rather jog and work out.