Would Never Say!

By Marilyn White, Toronto

This club's playing area is always at the right temperature - never too hot or too cold.

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Free coffee? No thanks.

Cool! A four board sit-out.

No. I don't think tournament fees are too high.

I can always count on my partner to remember every convention on our card.

No gossip, please. I'm not interested.

Great. More new alerts! More new Alerts!

One thing I can say about bridge players - they sure know how to dress.

No matter which direction we sit, the cards always go our way.

I don't feel like bridge today. I'd rather jog and work out.