THERE
ARE MANY WAYS TO KILL AN ORGANIZATION -- HERE ARE A FEW:
Don't
attend meetings, but if you do, arrive late.
Be sure to leave the meeting before it is over.
Never
have anything to say at meetings; wait until you get outside.
When in meetings, vote to do everything, and then go
home and do nothing.
The
next day find fault with your officers and fellow members.
Take
no part in the organization's affairs.
Be sure to sit in the
back so you can talk things over with another member. Nobody will notice even if they can't hear the program.
Get all the organization will give but give nothing in
return.
Talk cooperation but never cooperate.
Never
ask anyone to join the organization.
Threaten to resign at every opportunity, tell others
they are standing far too much.
If
asked to help, always say you are too busy and don't have time.
Never read anything pertaining to the organization. You
might find out too much.
Never
accept an office. It is much easier to criticize than to do things.
If appointed to a
committee, never give any time to the committee. Let the chairman do it all.
Don't do anything
more than you have to, and when others willingly and unselfishly use their
ability to help the cause, howl because the 0rganization is being run by a
clique.
Never say anything
positive about anything the organization does.
Focus on the ‘small
stuff’ and forget the bigger picture of why you are involved with the organization
in the first place.
Keep telling everyone
that you think things should go back to the way “they were.”
Complain that the
people organizing the event don’t know what they are doing.
Don’t volunteer to
help with anything.
Pick arguments with
other board members.
Refuse to support
anything new.
Don’t give your
successor any help with the event or project they have taken over.
Don’t come to
meetings or if you come, be late.
At meetings keep
adding things to the discussion that steer the conversation off topic and
ignore the chairperson when he tries to bring the meeting back on track.
Don’t say anything at
the meeting but afterwards be sure everyone knows that you disagreed.
Only talk to a few,
select people so that it looks like you have to be part of the clique to be
heard.
Make side
conversation to your neighbor throughout the meeting.
Don’t try and get new
members or leaders.
Forget that everyone
is a volunteer and support and respect are appreciated.
Don’t tell new
volunteers the “whole story.” They don’t need to know the background on the
organization.
Argue that
recognizing volunteers is a waste of time.
Give the organization
as much bad publicity as you can by spreading gossip or unconfirmed
information.
Take everything
personally and refuse to work with those people again.
Forget what the main
purpose or goal of the program really is.
Things have to be
done your way…no one can do it as well.
Make personal attacks
and carry personal grudges about others in the group.
Don’t let your name
stand for office and criticize those who do.
Refuse to consider
any changes to programs or the organization’s structure.
Complain about the
provincial association and never support anything they do.
Don’t communicate with your members and be
selective about what you tell them.